25. Give Him Some Space

A lot of people say that the moon landing was fake. Don't tell Buzz Aldrin that though. I hear he will punch you in the face. For good reason too, since he was literally there at the moon landing. If anyone knows it was real, it's him. He has the moon rocks to prove it. Moon rocks is also what he calls his... nevermind.

For someone whose whole legacy is centered around space travel, Buzz wants the world to continue that legacy. Not with the moon though. Buzz already conquered her. He wants people to go to Mars and he's not afraid to show it. That's why I vow to take his ashes to Mars with me if I ever go, and if he's not dead by the time I go, I'll burn him alive myself. That's how dedicated I am to his legacy.

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