7. Iowa

Iowa. You do? How much? - that's a fun little joke you can try when people say Iowa. It's as if they said "I owe her." You get it. I'm full of them if you haven't noticed. That joke is a little bit CORNY though. That was about Iowa being so well known for corn. That's two for two!

Chances are that if I told that joke to a random person from iowa, they'd have a 21% chance of being trashed and laughing since that's the percent of adults who drink to excess. Those are pretty good odds! Good thing for them they are very low in their negative stats like alcohol-related deaths and poor health. Also, everyone I have ever met from Iowa are definitely the coolest people around.

Adults drinking excessively: 21.0% - Alcohol-related driving deaths: 25.4% (7th lowest) - Adults in fair or poor health: 12.3% (4th lowest) - Drunkest metro area: Iowa City, IA

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