Sacred Bread

Do you remember when you were a kid, and all you thought about was how cool it would be to be a grown up? About all the junk food you could buy and how late you could stay up, playing video games? Well, this picture is a symbol for all those childhood hopes and dreams. It's telling you that while all of our future might not be here, yours damn well is.

Now you can do whatever you like. Stop reading this article and go for a road trip out to the desert, or ask your cute next door neighbor out on a date to an R rated movie. Or, if you were one of those people who were constantly told that bread was sacred, and that it should never be disrespected, you can go out, buy a dozen loaves, and cover the staircase in it. YOLO.

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