Food scientists have been telling us the same old story for years: that GMO food really isn't bad for you. In fact, we've been genetically modifying our crops for decades, and there has never been a problem. Well, this time it looks like they've taken it a step too far. We've started to breed intelligence into our food, and now it's gotten smart it's trying to kill us.
It might be a little hard to read in the picture here, but there's a little disclaimer in the bottom left of what looks like an amazing special. It reads: "Item May Cause Urgent Diarrhea". Yes, that's right. Our pizzas are now so tainted that they'll rip you apart from the inside out. The thing is, it's still so cheap that we've gotta say we're still tempted.