They're Already Analyzing Us

They're Already Analyzing Us

Generations have come and gone, and quite a few of them have been subject to historical scrutiny. But analyzing the generation as it happens? That's well and truly new. Everybody's talking about millennials, and everybody's an expert on us and what we're doing - including this guy, who definitely is in touch with the hipsters of today.

See, it's a mark that the future is here. We don't need to look to the past anymore, and we don't need no stinkin' history lesson. We don't look to the future, either. We just analyze the greatest generation that will be and ever was - the millennials. So hold your heads up high, kids, with your brunches and joblessness. They already think that we're the best.

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Did You Know...

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Over the years, weve seen so many food trends come and go, such as ramen burgers, matcha, and spiked ice-cream. Nowadays, were seeing another trend making waves in the food industry. How many times today have you seen an Instagram photo of a scoop of black ice cream, or a cup of black yogurt, or hamburgers with black buns? Indeed, the charcoal trend has taken the world by storm.

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So, what gives your latte that deep black shade? Activated charcoal, or coconut ash, is produced by heating coconut shells to insanely high temperatures until theyre burnt to a crisp. The ashes are then increased in size by steaming at high temperatures. Through this process, the ashes become a strong detoxifier, mostly because they become extra absorbent. This product may be purchased in pill form, and promises to alleviate hangovers, minimize the effects of food poisoning, and fight the visible signs of aging.

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Activated charcoal is said to boost ones energy as a result of decreasing toxins in the body. However, no evidence proves that detoxifying can lead to increased energy. Also, while it can help cure a hangover, it doesnt necessarily remove alcohol from your blood. It is also said to aid in debloating your stomach because it cleanses your colon but again, this all anecdotal and isnt supported by scientific evidence as of yet. All we can say for sure is that it is a proven detoxifier.

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