While we're one the subject of humankind's insane laziness, actually, let's discuss beer drones. If you're sick and tired of walking a quarter mile down the road to get your daily fix, then these little babies will solve all of your problems. They bring the beer to you, put it right on your doorstep, and you don't even have to tip them.
A couple of breweries in the States have already trialed the technology, as well as Iceland, but there is one tiny problem. See, the FAA is upset about the drones being in the air - probably because nobody ordered them a six-pack - and have banned the drones for now. Will it literally and figuratively take off again? We can only hope. Otherwise it's back to the old method - getting our younger brother to do it.